My man, Lucas, is on his way to stardom! We hope.

No, really! Lucas Ernst (a.k.a. Lou Ryan to his music fans) has been involved in three more projects as of late, all of which you can watch on this post!
` First of all, he stars in a surprisingly good short film, in which he shows off his acting ability, stunt capabilities, and, his Sex A-peel, all in the span of five minutes!



With all that action going on, including the special effects, it's hard to believe all that was 'thrown together' in only two days! That's why it's called the 48-hour Film Festival, and I think it's going to win some prizes!

Lucas also shows off his martial arts skills as the 'dancing janitor' in this made-for Microsoft Office 2010 TV commercial, by a different producer.
` Though it became viral on the internet and was favored overwhelmingly by the public, it only came in second place in the contest -- in other words, it still lost. No prize money for poor us! You know, something about 'production value' or some rubbish.



So, I'd say he makes a fairly decent sexy action star, as well as a playful, mop-twirling janitor genius. But, does he also make a good drugged-out loser?
` Well, view the trailer for a hopefully-upcoming TV show tentatively entitled 'Hump City' (which apparently shrinks during the embedding process) and decide for yourself!

Upcoming Pinprick Films Web Comedy Project from Pinprick Films on Vimeo.

Uncanny, is he not?

I hope this makes up for my having slacked off on this blog once more -- but you know, life has been excessively busy, for both of us! Luckily, that's mostly been a good thing.

When I frequented Denny's...

My computer is SO LOUD. Turning it on jangles my brain. Like a vacuum cleaner. Thus, I only use it to upload pictures. However, I have no excuse for being late with these, as I had uploaded them months ago.

I just haven't been online much. Also, I had for a second time established a regular internet habit when, just like last time, the internet went out and the habit quickly disappeared.

Imagine that. Struggling to start an internet habit.

Three years ago, I really needed to cut back on the internet habit... and that's when I drew these pictures whilst at Denny's. I just didn't have the technology to get them online. So, here they are:

peoples at denny's

If you actually check out the Denny's photos I took with my Crappy Digital Camera way back when on my Science, Wackmobiles and Spurious Brainchildren blog, you will be sure to recognize Dandruff (or X-Dan - he has since given himself a new, better, flaky and powdery nickname but I don't remember what it was) as well as TallGuy, Wendizzle and Xenophon.

Below is the terrifying... Nymphomaniac! (And her seven-pointed star of lust!)

evil nymph

And, to keep her evil powers at bay, it's my pal and yours....

jesus

He's not really Jesus, though. He's just White Jesus. He's still pretty cool, though. He works in mysterious ways.

Oh yes, and as I recall, X-Dan wasn't dying. He was just being a sissy. Though he was indeed going to hell in a handbasket. But at least it had flowers on it.

hell in a handbasket

Nympho likes the nose. It's good eatin'.

I got to go, as I am currently engaged in a conversation with Johnny about the above pictures. Apparently Nympho is hot and I must get her to be seduced by him. Business as usual.

Crypticon Idol! I'm in it, too!

But really, my boyfriend is one of the stars, Pinhead. The makeup was pretty impressive for that - a work of art in itself!
` The ads are really a series of American Idol spoofs, with Pinhead, Carrie and Jason as the panel, judging people on the basis of their screaming abilities. Anyway, please check it out. I'll love you forever!

It's Next Time... More Comics!

Amazingly I am back from my travels just to stop by and post this... it is inspired from actual events that took place from back when I lived in the Nautica Apartments in 2005 - from which I took some awesome photos of the naval base and sunsets and sunrises, etc. with my Crappy Digital Camera. (Ah, I remember the Crappiness!)

This really happened, and yes, that's a real song I made up. Click for a larger image.

first nociceptor comic

I'm sorry EdgeWalker! Or not. I'm not sure. The guy in the top panel is Larkin McIntyre, the Neo-Nazi that I also wrote about because he was so crazy.

In the second comic, we are very much more towards the present (at that time), which was after I had already moved in with Lou Ryan. This would, then, be the stalking phase that didn't really occur just before that. The drool, however, is accurate.

nociceptor spies lou

ISN'T THAT THE SEXIEST THING YOU EVER SAW? And so, of course, when you find yourself obsessed with a man, the next thing you must do is get his attention....

nociceptor confesses love

Is that not the most f'd up thing you've ever seen? And I did that almost three years ago now! Oh, and I even made another comic... it's a flashback from Dr. Nociceptor's painful childhood - which also happens to be my painful childhood as well.

young nociceptor

Wanna know something cool? The actual real-live dinosaur statue is the same as the one underneath the red dragon in this charcoal drawing I did when I was about nineteen. (Honestly, I didn't know what else to do with it!)

charcoal drawing

I think the dinosaur, which I made whenever Scipionyx was discovered, has since gone into a storage shed which my mom is planning to loot soon. Maybe she'll say 'hi' to it!

Hey, my art won something!

...In fact, it was a category in the Zeeee contest on J. Morgetron's blog! Still, that's almost a really big deal to me! Her post says:

And the prize for The Most Morgyliscious Drawing goes to S E E Quine of ... a variety of blogs and stuff for this drawwwwring. This is the first semi-nude rendition of me in existence. I have to say that this is the one I would've chosen for this category had I been judging this myself. It has already been sold in a seedy underhanded verbal contract between Spoony herself and the world-famous G-Man. The payment included real monies and body hair ... Weird even by Morgy standards.

morgymorgmorg

If you're brave enough, go ahead and venture in to see the entire post - even G-Man made an entry!

Drawrings of my mountainside Slaverian experience!

` There was a lot of funny stuff I never really did write about here. (Mostly because I had trouble remembering.) I also now have actual photos of myself dressed like this, that I can actually show! (Tomorrow - Harry is making copies that have copyright permission thingies on 'em so my Imageshack account doesn't delete everything.)

` I gotta say, Michael was cute, but his character (Yohan the gay cook) was ten times cuter!

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` This is the kind of stuff that one could expect just before the shooting begins. In this scene, Yohan is reaching towards the head guard's sidearm....

` I had nothing to do with corrupting them into doing that. I swear!!

Twisted Sketchbook: The Fruity Chapter, Part 2

` Last time, we saw Gourdy's confrontation of the super-fruit character, Nights. Will Gourdy prove to be more fruity than the fruitmeister? Or will he go down in flames? (Or will he go out with a flamer?) The (excuse for a) story continues here: (Click to enlarge.)

` Who is this 'Gourdy', anyway? Is he MIR-ly a Space Filler? We're about to see:

` That's right, Nights' evil counterpart, Reala, was Gourdy all along! (Because I said so. Now go along with it!)

` And now we have an intermission of sorts, where I demonstrate the fact that Nights has no neck, as well as decide to split Gourdy into two different entities somehow. (I also demonstrate the fact that there are two different versions of Nights, and one is jealous of the other for possessing fingers.)
` As far as I can tell, 'Gourdy 1' goes on to find a new look for Nights while 'Gourdy 2' turns into Shadow from one of those Sonic the Hedgehog games and assumes the role of 'Brain' from Pinky and the Brain. (I guess that makes this 'Trinky and the Shadow'?)

` Eventually, we find that because Nights' head has no tangible way of being connected to his body and because Gourdy 2 (Reala) has taken over the world, I show new levels of ...creativity in deciding the next plot twist.

` ...Or yeah, maybe I was just falling asleep at the time. Which is why, of course, it gets even stranger.

` Um. What the hell....?

` I suspect that Brak and Zorak enter the story because I was watching The Brak Show at the time. Note: The comic strips are actually remakes of Foxtrot comics, precisely because I think the strip needs much improvement (especially in the art area).

` I'm not entirely sure if any of that makes much sense, considering that both Gourdy and Plarg were in some way merged with Reala, and Gourdy was temporarily merged with Nights. Maybe it's characteristic of their species to not have distinct boundaries between individuals....
` My only logical guess is that Gourdy once took over Plarg as Reala but doesn't remember. (He doesn't remember a lot of things.) And now they are having Yurk-intercourse. Uh.
` Well, it's not like I thought any of this out. In fact, I think the whole thing may hint at the fact that I was falling asleep and this was all a dream. Finally, we get to the last page. (The opposing page is this one.)

` Uh... so if anyone can make heads or tails out of the plot of this sequence, please email me.

` Oh, and for your information, I did look up some information on Nights... it turns out that he isn't gay, or even effemenite, he's just androgynous. So he is really an 'it'. If anyone even distantly cares, this is where I got that information.
` And now, I must go, as I am meeting someone at the YMCA. Bye!